December 2010
22 posts
2010 - Fuck you.
This is what I have learned in 2010. The hard way. Truthfully, 2010 was one of the hardest years I have ever experienced. Maybe not on paper, but 2010 held some of he biggest “life changes” I have had in my 23 years. I graduated, scored my first full time job, became financially responsible for myself. I lost my Grandpa. I had some wicked fights with friends and lovers, I had my second...
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe,...
– Marilyn Monroe.
Brother and Sister on Boxing Day
Brother: Why'd you put my towels beside the toilet?
Me: They looked dirty, you threw them in the bath tub. What's the difference?
Brother: Um.. Piss... or Water...
Me: Do you make a habit of pissing beside the toilet?
Brother: Yes, I do actually.
Me: Well, in that case, I'm sorry.